W O L F Y S E R V E R . ORG * WSORG ARTICLES

The Classic Online and IRL Quotations:

These have been the all time favorites of mine and my friends. One thing that comes up to mind is, how on earth do we think of these things? You don't live a moment as me, without going "ROFL" every five seconds.

thatbiggbadwolfy: omg fucking microsoft cat assistant
thatbiggbadwolfy: made me type a 2 page paper over again
thatbiggbadwolfy: what?
thatbiggbadwolfy: i accidentally clicked x
thatbiggbadwolfy: and the cat asked me if i wanted to save or no
thatbiggbadwolfy: the yellow box confused me and i pressed no
thatbiggbadwolfy: instead of yes or cancel
- James really needs a new section here.

thatbiggbadwolfy: so from now on jake
thatbiggbadwolfy: ur 19
artificial jake: :depens voice: of course

James: Do you know what an Echo is?
Andrew: Do you know what an Echo is?

Darin: Dude I swear I sent that computer. Don't hate.

thatbiggbadwolfy: in the other pics i had my hair braided and flowers in my ear
MelonBabes: okay james
MelonBabes: why do u have boobs?

thatbiggbadwolfy: ah i'll brb
thatbiggbadwolfy: looking at some pics
thatbiggbadwolfy: from camp
poisonedfungus: okie
InfinetDimension: porn pics
InfinetDimension: ?
InfinetDimension: lol oooo
InfinetDimension: sure ;-)
thatbiggbadwolfy: heh p0rn CAMP
thatbiggbadwolfy: lol
InfinetDimension: LOL

Abby0y0: and I'm thinking you need to gert with one of those 25 girls you like
thatbiggbadwolfy: 27 now
Abby0y0: *get
thatbiggbadwolfy: i think the correct term is GERT
Abby0y0: rightright
Abby0y0: never the less you need to gert with em soon
thatbiggbadwolfy: yeah yeah
thatbiggbadwolfy: im flying solo now
Abby0y0: as am I, but to gert with someone doesn't mean you gotta fly with them too :-)
thatbiggbadwolfy: true true
Abby0y0: hahahaha I gort with this guy a few weeks ago and I still haven't talked to him
thatbiggbadwolfy: oh
thatbiggbadwolfy: he's gerting angry

James: Jeong Sang, you need to stop cybering.
Jeong Sang: Okay, okay, okay!

thatbiggbadwolfy: heh where has ethnic fairness gone these days? frank grimes on simpsons.....it goes on and on
thatbiggbadwolfy: ethnic fairness
thatbiggbadwolfy: liek u always got to have black guy
thatbiggbadwolfy: or white guy
thatbiggbadwolfy: like malcom in middle
thatbiggbadwolfy: black handicapped guy
thatbiggbadwolfy: ....
thatbiggbadwolfy: (i don't think that was a good image though)
- Conclusion: James needs to spend much less time watching Fox.

thatbiggbadwolfy: hmm parents still not home from seminar..
PropsHead: maybe they're trying to call while you're online
thatbiggbadwolfy: maybe you should stfu

WoRkaPHoBiC mE: having fun in nj?
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: or being one of those nerds who makes crop circles and who kant get a gf

TitrationX: what is with azn's and being smart at english?
TitrationX: its like its not ur native tounge so step off the white peoples kool-aid and learn urs better

Mike: OMG that is so illegal. Man, I'm not talking to you anymore.

James: So when did Noah build the ark?
Xuan: Before the rain James, before the rain.

thatbiggbadwolfy: just can't get enuff of dj james's bod huh lucy?
Lxy2000: .......
Lxy2000: *cough*

a n i n j a: HWEH

James: Robot House?!
Sisy: Ahhh!... stop saying that!

James: It's 11:30p.m. now right? So all I did today was write a new news section for today.
Andrew: And yeah, go to school.

thatbiggbadwolfy: BoA is a person not a band!
L337 15: b/c i was in Korea like all summer lol
thatbiggbadwolfy: lol
thatbiggbadwolfy: ya you told me
L337 15: shit i dont even know my own race

thatbiggbadwolfy: let's do this tonite!
artificial jake: sure!
thatbiggbadwolfy: RIGHT NOW BABY
thatbiggbadwolfy: 3 bucks
artificial jake: *giggle*
thatbiggbadwolfy: *hugz*
artificial jake: *eat shit*
thatbiggbadwolfy: allright u there?
artificial jake: physically, yes

NateTheGreat468: this is gay, I'm not spending my birthday here
NateTheGreat468 has left the room.

Johnnyfive1987: aight EVERYONE WAVE BUI BUI to wolfy

PennywiseSk: how can i get your subprofile program
thatbiggbadwolfy: backrub

Derek: Four days of taekwondo and you think you're a killing machine?

WoRkaPHoBiC mE: duude....u have to ask urself before u IM...does Yao Realli give a god damn shit?

mew666666: no more laming from wolfy
mew666666: Away Message: Recoil-ing

James: Ok Leon, now where's my GTA3 and Jedi Knight II...
Leon: Oh shit, I forgot.
James: How could you forget three times in a row!
Leon: Three? WTF, this is my first time.
James: No...
Leon: Dude you gave it to me on Thursday.
James: Ok then two times.
Leon: No, I lied about not having it friday, so technically I forgot one time.

Lain2 The Wired signed on at 7:14:13 PM.
Lain2 The Wired : fucker
Lain2 The Wired : invite me back
badwoofies : do u admit it now?
Lain2 The Wired : yes
badwoofies : say it outloud
Lain2 The Wired : yes
Lain2 The Wired : yes
badwoofies : say it
Lain2 The Wired signed off at 7:14:40 PM.
Lain2 The Wired signed on at 7:14:49 PM.
Lain2 The Wired : STOP!
badwoofies : i can't!
badwoofies : just say it
badwoofies : that ur stupid
badwoofies : say it
Lain2 The Wired : YES!
Lain2 The Wired : IM STUPID!
badwoofies : say it
Lain2 The Wired : IM STUPID!
*the buddy icon boot introduced by wolfyserver

thatbiggbadwolfy: well im out
thatbiggbadwolfy: gg sleep
thatbiggbadwolfy: see ya
TitrationX: haha
TitrationX: see ya at 2
TitrationX: haha

Leon: So he's just using you James after I used you.
James: Round and round we go...
Leon: No, round and round you go!

SmokeyBoy99: that the best example i can think off
SmokeyBoy99: of*
thatbiggbadwolfy: ok
SmokeyBoy99: and rei does not wear fuking cloth for the entire monve
SmokeyBoy99: move
SmokeyBoy99: movie*
thatbiggbadwolfy: clothes?
SmokeyBoy99: clothe*

Witty Remarks and the people who embarrass themselves with them:

So, we all have our sayings; though, you have to give just a little more credit to the people (myself included) who go the extra mile, to sound even more brainless and even more like their pot-smoking counterparts. Well, I take that back: it makes me look bad .. anyways, these are very, very witty and well conceived.

TitrationX: wakie wakie, no playy with snakie... sorry thought I be a smartass and wake you up

Andrew: Just keep the original sentence but put it in webdings.
James: Blooddings?
Andrew: Webdings

Jake 0wns j00: so you dont know how to reduce voltage? cuz my led is 5 volts and all i got is a 12 volt
thatbiggbadwolfy: pour water on it
Jake 0wns j00: lol i already almost killed myself...once is enough
thatbiggbadwolfy: heh

James: Just doing a little photoshop. Which way is clockwise again? Oh, shutup.

thatbiggbadwolfy: thought you were some asian julie
Jules6387: lol good i know longer feel quite so stupid

James: Chinese people don't take French at BLS, they take Asian.
James: Shutup!
Andrew: Heh, Asian AP.

thatbiggbadwolfy: Jan 14, 2002 - 09:42:27 PM
thatbiggbadwolfy: you suck
thatbiggbadwolfy: you suck
a ninj a: lol
thatbiggbadwolfy: that's to myself

James: Ok, see ya Leon- I hope I don't get shot!
Leon: Yeah, I hope you don't get shot either, cause you got my BoA videos.

James: That guy... you know- the Ernie guy.
Andrew: What Ernie guy?
James: You know, Ernie goes to...
Andrew: Don't you mean Ernest?

James: Hey why didn't you put on that Kylie Migu-ooo one?
Andrew: You mean Kylie Minogue?
Andrew: It's then start laughing, asterix.

James: What's the Chinatown Festival about?
Andrew: (Sarcastically) It's from ancient times when women would pray to Chinatown.

xxelmoxgirlxx: heh..its nite time!! i dont read what i type.. !!

D A nony mous1: omg, u could have told me what u wanted instead of saying the nike motto twice

Leon: Yo you know how sand makes cinnamon? Yeah so that's what we're chewing now (Cinnaburst Gum).
James: So?
Leon: Well silicone is made out of sand right?
James: Yeah it's an ingredient.
Leon: Well why don't we stick this gum shit into your ram slot and then you wouldn't have to buy one.
James: ::smacks forehead::

a ni n ja: im from tokyo
thatbiggbadwolfy: no ur not u white mofo
thatbiggbadwolfy: lol
a ni n ja: i know:-(
thatbiggbadwolfy: (jk)
a ni n ja: hey at least aim has white smily's:-D ..u dont see any azn or black smileys do yah

PropsHead: a book indeed
thatbiggbadwolfy: seriously
thatbiggbadwolfy: every chapter
thatbiggbadwolfy: a screen name
thatbiggbadwolfy: in alphabetical order
PropsHead: heh, that'd be silly
thatbiggbadwolfy: that'd be NY times best seller
PropsHead: maybe not, though
thatbiggbadwolfy: course it will
PropsHead: how come?
thatbiggbadwolfy: you're just making yourself look stupid because this will be in the book and we will know you're WRONG!!!

thatbiggbadwolfy: BoA has a nice voice
thatbiggbadwolfy: look at the summervacation video
thatbiggbadwolfy: she's in white
thatbiggbadwolfy: with pigtails
PropsHead: I saw yesterday
thatbiggbadwolfy: after we left?
PropsHead: nope
thatbiggbadwolfy: man if that fat guy with the purple hair could make it
thatbiggbadwolfy: so can i
PropsHead: when I was there
thatbiggbadwolfy: well u didn't hear the music
PropsHead: Leon pointed it out
PropsHead: no you can't
PropsHead: there can only be one fat guy

James: Canada sucks.
Yang: What did you just say? ::Strangles James::
James: (recovering) Damnit Yang you crazy fuck.

Jake 0wns j00: thatbiggbadwolfy (2:04:20 PM): u guys too fucking lazy
Jake 0wns j00: wtf are you talking about
thatbiggbadwolfy: that wasn't me
thatbiggbadwolfy: that was leon
Jake 0wns j00: oh
Jake 0wns j00: i thought it was you
thatbiggbadwolfy: oh no prob
thatbiggbadwolfy: he likes to screw around

Xuan: Hey look, I finally got a kill!
Xuan: Wait, wtf connection failed..?
James: Whoops, finger slipped.

Some nostalgia: Memories from long ago, they bring either tears or joy to your eyes.:

This section is for all those quotes which didn't fit into classic or witty; they're just funny, they bring a smirk, and they bring back reminiscing. Plus, there was no other section to put all the other quotes right?

CTY Quotations:

1. "Those are my mutherfucking flipflops DJ!" -Alec
2. "Dance Dance Summa Dance" -Kei
3. "I'm Nekkid" - Alec
4. "Assume the Position!" -Dead Poet's Society
5. "Stay Black Joe" - DJ James
6. "This is how you spell Faye Wong- W..." -James
7. (in cordial manner) "Fuck you..." -Ms. Etkins
8. "Why do you have a ramp DJ?" -Little kids outside of window.
9. "DJ James is a Womanizer!" - Ahmit & Julian
10. "Do you have to eat Spam over my bed?" - Alec
11. "Your 24-Hour-NonStop-Techno-EuroDance& Trance and Jungle DJ" -Alex
12. "Sexy....kinda of...." - Kei, Lizz, Lucy, Amira
13. "You're soo cute Lucy that it's annoying!" - DJ James
14. "James ya dumbshit can't you do anything right?" - Derek
15. "DJ James I Want your bod!" - Kei, Amira, Lucy, Cathy, Athena, Jackie, Jean, Barbara, Amanda, & others
16. "What's up with your hotlist?" -Athena
17. "Center for Troubled Youth" -Joe
18. "It's Cookie damnit!" -Amanda "Cookie Loushbaugh"
19. "I got it! Damnit that was my volleyball! Do I have to scream next time?" -Angela
20. "Penis!" - Otto, Amanda, Amy
21. "Zzolt in the closet..." -Amanda
22. "I'll let you go to sleep if you tell me the name of this artist.." "Ayumi?" "Ah shit!" -James and Alec
23. "You owe me like 120 dollars" -Derek
24. "Wilson you gotta clean up ur shit!" -Mike
25. "Chri-mas!" -Alec, Julian, Ahmit
26. "Stay back Joe!" -Everyone
27. "24-36-24, oh shit!" -James
28. "Cheap Chigga!" - Alec
29. "It's so annoying that you're cool!" -Jackie
30. "I love you!" "I love you too!" "Yep." -Jackie, Julian and James
31. "DJ James doesn't dance." -DJ James
32. "You always smell good DJ!" -Melanie
33. "BOOB!" -Jean
34. "maybesomedayblue: so, how much do you miss CTY?
PennywiseSk: more than i would miss my penis if it was stolen" -Elissa and Alec
35. "So how's it going Ahmit..DON'T YOU WANT A GIANT PIECE OF BEEF BEEF" -James
36. "Chen-bac-de-ba-yo! (Look out the window/christmas!) -James & Alec
37. "there is spam on my fucking cds, where the fuck is DJ?!!" -Alec
38. "Hey kiyom!" -DJ James
39. "Hi-Jean!" -Jackie, Lisa
40. "Um...Josephine?" -DJ James
41. "I'm going to mess up your hair 2,000 miles away DJ!" -Cookie
42. "Don't be too mad at us for putting shit in your ear" -Normal James
43. "15 on the outside, 3 on the inside ^-^ haha <3" -Lucy
44. "Sup Chigga, Cool music Dawg, You Betta visit next summer, by then my Chineseness will be complete and I might like your music. You are one of the funniest gays ever. Payce." -Joe Kelly "Big Penis"
45. "I'm going to call your mother." -George
46. "Stop grunting when you do your weights." -DJ James
47. "Smooth, smooth!" -DJ James
48. "Your mom's dead" "Dead tired from LAST NIGHT!" -Alec & Tall James
49. 'WITTLE JEFFWEE" -Various People
50. "Heyyyyyyyy!" -Jean
51. "owwww my ballz!" -Alex Jen
52. "you need to wash ur ufos!" -Jeffrey

CTY Yearbook Signatures:

The Autographs from the Yearbook:
"Hey James, stay cool, and keeping DJ'ing. I'll forever be your "person-who-walks-around w/ you carrying your stuff. Talk to you online." -Mike Chen
"DJ James, I like your techno music. It's cool. Your hair is sexy w/o mousse or gel. I promise. K.I.T. -Barb

"DJ James! What up?! It's been awesome getting to know you ~ even though you invaded my space in volleyball! ~j/k! Stay cool & K.I.T.! *mwah*" -Angela Hua

"Hey DJ! Oh my Gosh ... I'm never gonna 4get when you just broke out dancing in teh middle of class. that was hilarious. 'Oh baby, baby"- Britney Spears rules! Well, according to you, I luv that lint remover you have! C u lata buddy ~" -Amira

"DJ James! You rock, and your music can tear down a small barn. "No fate" baby! Watch where you spray Acquai Di Gio, man. And spam-on man. This session rocked. It was so great meeting you. Enjoy life." -Seth

"DJ! I am not a b*tch! haha pooo! lolz i miss my grandparents! Oh no! dit pen color poople dood u are one weird kid. Hacker, Narcissist ... Summer Dance! u def. have a very feminine side to you! lolz itz kool tho! look for Steven Wei, like 3 yrs younger than us. but he's cool! "I'm not a womanizer!" yup: should start "rumors" about myself too! hehe jp - hmm KIT! Lxy2002 <aol I like ur cologne but STOP SMELLING urself! haHA! I like acting childish lolz... 15 on the outside. 3 on teh iside ^-^ haha. <3 Lucy" -Lucy Liu

"Hey DJ! pananana ummm ... KIT! I'll miss you! You were mad fun! -Micho" -Michelle

"Hey DJ! wassups? haha imma laugh cause ob ur funnie look. KIT. ill miss yoo! *muahz* volleyball wuz good ... LOLZ 'I got it' ~ " -Kayom Palk

"Hey James! Great dancing. It was fun working on multiple projects w/ you in class. Keep in touch!" -Jill Feffer

"Yo boot leg DJ- haha sp. uhhh... ill talk to u online... peaceout" -Stephen

"DJ, Nice meeting you! Keep in touch." -Garvi

"DJ I'll never forget you running towards the dance saying 'Oww!' on every other step. And you dance better than Britney (I hope they send her off the planet next!) See you when I see you " -Betsy

"Hey DJ, Dance, Dance Summah Dance! U Rock so much- Keep on dancing- ALL NIGHT LONG. You know your ass is awesome so stay cool & please don't do that opening the discdrive because it would scare teh crap outa me. stay cool hahaha. " -Kei

"Hi DJ James! I <3 your dancing! You make a great Britney! Lol (j/k) THanks for making writing kinda cute. Lol. Great meeting you!! Keep in touch-I'm on the list! Have fun! Your Friend," -Anna V. S.

"heeeyy DJ James! volleyball waz awesum! ure so kool. stop making fun of my name! lolz it was gr8 meeting u! KIT! keep serving good serves in volleyball! just rememba me... da grl who yelled BOOB! & messed u up! haha <3 ya? Always," -Jean Chia

"DJ James, .... erm Boo, Talk to me online and I'll let you knock into me there .... virtual collision ... ok ... have a great summer ... nd I'll see you on teh street sumday when I'm a bum and asking you for money" -Jeffrey Jiang

"Yo DJ wdup man. THis be ur last yr but that was awesome. I guess I'll cya online then, ait Im out-David, Foakleys, Ddawg" -David

"DJ James, get some turntables or don't call yourself a DJ. You were the best DJ in our hall, even if all you do is press the play button. Catch you on the net hopefully." -Spencer

Wassup DJ! heey~ i loved those vball gamez we played together even if i lost that tournmaent x) _lolz u gotz madd vball skillz dude_nd uve got madd nice cologne too x)_keep in touch nd ill alweize be here for ya x) *BOOB*~ keep it Real + stay yourself ~ Love Forevaz Jackie" -Jackie

"DJ James I only got 2 suggestions. 1. Use less hair gel; it looks like a plastic toupee. 2. Use less cologne. THis session ruled w/yooo and don't be too mad at us for putting shit in your ear. -Normal James" -James Leung

"Hey DJ, I had good times w/u MadnessDragon87@aol.com -Julian" -Julian

"Sup DJ Your Musics pretty cool, too bad u neva played it or dance to it cept for like summa grls. talk to you online" -Ethan

"Hey James. Good times. Talk to you later." -Derek Yee

"Mike, Dig, Scanny. Don't Die." -Big Scary Mike

"I <3 your hair!! Keep DJing. <3 Cookie." -Amanda

"Hey dude, this has been an awesome session. great knowing you. youre a cool dude + nice music! -otto" -Otto

"Cheap Chigga, cheapah than a jew! Bizatch. KIT. PennywiseSK -AIM <3 Alec. Edna Edna Edna!" -Alec Ganci

"Yo. CTY. It's over. Happy/sad. That's me. (you have my contact stuff)" -Andy

"Hey DJ James!! You are the best smelling kid here. You throw de best Dance parties. Volleyball! LEI.- <3 Always Mel" -Melanie

"Sup Chigga, COol music Dawg, You Betta visit next summer, by then my Chineseness will be complete and I might like your music. You are one of the funniest gays ever. Payce." -Joe Kelly

"Hey DJ James. see aim attachment. ~ " -Ray

"DJ: Your music kicksass. CTY's been mad fun. I know you aren't a womanizer. Quality chats in Chinese. Excellent choice in techno. KIT. Update me on your lists & Edna & stuff. <3 Athena Anehta13@hotmail.com" -Athena

"Hey DJ your a womanizer. Keep it real dog. Keep in touch. Peace out." -Amit Mehta

Young: James! Stop looking!
James: What? I'm looking at the notes.
Young: I know you're looking! You make me so sick!
James: WTF! I'm not looking at her!
Young: Yeah, sure, uh-huh...

Young: See what I can do James? Does it make you mad? ::nudges Edna::
Young: See? ::nudges Edna::
Young: See, see? ::nudges Edna::
Edna: Umm .. what the hell?

David: James you fuck! I'm going to punch you for every window that pop-ed up in that stupid java bomb shit.

Xuan: Count Yangula? What the fuck?
Xuan Losing to James in UT/TO/DE: Fuck you James.
Xuan in TO: Okay, NO MORE sniping james! ..Cause u know how I can't afford that.
James: And among other things..
Xuan: Yeah..

TitrationX: HOMOS
TitrationX: WHO DID IT?

o7o: you smoke?

thatbiggbadwolfy (1:34:01 PM): ate a croissant
thatbiggbadwolfy (1:35:01 PM): ate another one
- James has developed a remarkable ability to assimilate croissants at the rate of 1 per minute.

TitrationX: U leaving?
thatbiggbadwolfy: nopers
thatbiggbadwolfy: right here
TitrationX: ok, I wouldnt feel like lugging n AlienWare across the house again
TitrationX: haha

PropsHead: why is "kill andrew" in there?
thatbiggbadwolfy: no it's kill
thatbiggbadwolfy: and then andrew

thatbiggbadwolfy: usually u gotta enter in a 13 digit psw
PoOkyChiK007: ooo I'm getting the goods eh?

Xuan: Hey look, I finally got a kill!
Xuan: Wait, wtf connection failed..?
James: Whoops, finger slipped.

SmokeyBoy99: i fit in my jacket without noticing

thatbiggbadwolfy: Greetings Daniel. How are you doing today?
a ni n ja: STFU
a ni n ja: lol

Aquathena12525: aiyah

BaBiKp88: yoO talk like a freaken professor
thatbiggbadwolfy: i can at times
BaBiKp88: yoO do all the time!!
BaBiKp88: have a good day girls
thatbiggbadwolfy: not really
BaBiKp88: have a good summer everyone
BaBiKp88: brush ur teeth do ur hw
thatbiggbadwolfy: hah
BaBiKp88: i knoe who yoO like

Cheergurl5288: sniff
thatbiggbadwolfy: there there
thatbiggbadwolfy: ::hugz::
Cheergurl5288: thanx

thatbiggbadwolfy: check my profile out joe
leeds86: special person of the day :D:D:D

James: Cat! Cattt!
Abby: Cattttt!!!!!!

Andrew and Leon: A-lone, A-lone, A-lone ...

And so, we are finished with quotes archive revival. Thank you for reading this selection all the way through, but you know that you're not finished? Yes, there are many other ones that were omitted, some much better than the ones here. We recommend you to start up a music file, and browse through the entire archive. You may not get most of them: many are inside jokes. Nonetheless, we know you'd enjoy every bit of it. - James, webmaster of wolfyserver.org

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My little prologue: Quotes Section Revival Each is a little snippet of my life, better described as a "celebration" of what we hold dearly. It happens everyday- most of which never makes it in- (we forget) but what's there .. is, in fact, very very funny. Sometimes, you just have to just "lol."