Leon: Yo, you got anything to eat?
James: Just these chips, just opened them yesterday.
Leon: Okay... yeah, I'll trust you on that cause I'm hungry.

James: You don't cheat at "where's waldo do you?"
Andrew Huang: Yeah, of course you do.

thatbiggbadwolfy: gotta beat the clock
TitrationX: faster
TitrationX: faster
TitrationX: faster
thatbiggbadwolfy: lol

WoRkaPHoBiC mE: then dont
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: jeez
thatbiggbadwolfy: you're trying to change who i am yao
thatbiggbadwolfy: is it worth it....?
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: thank god!
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: u finally realize!
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: to be compatible with her.
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: u gotta change
thatbiggbadwolfy: but that's cheap
thatbiggbadwolfy: it's like a jigsaw puzzle
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: thats life
thatbiggbadwolfy: 2 pieces that don't fit
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: deal with it
thatbiggbadwolfy: eventually do
thatbiggbadwolfy: when you smash them together
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: no?
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: yah..umm..u dont have a hammer
thatbiggbadwolfy: love is the hammer yao
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: not whenits one way

LiTo HeRsHeY: thanks a WHOLE lot james
LiTo HeRsHeY: i owe u one!

aznsamt: ur an evil man james
thatbiggbadwolfy: but i choose not to use my evil powers
aznsamt: but they are soo cool

D A nony mous1: no, still fucking doing that same computer program i was doing when u called earlier!
D A nony mous1: i just need the third part of this shit which i can't get right!
D A nony mous1: fuck
D A nony mous1: don't think about fucking calling either!

Dr. Carroll: Well, where are we Leon? This is not scooby-doo...

Dr. Carroll: Wow Leon you are looking quite awake today. Anything wrong?
Leon: No, I slept already in my other class.

D A nony mous1: omg, u could have told me what u wanted instead of saying the nike motto twice

Ckwanblsasia02: are you kidding? I'm in need of one badly... I wouldn't mind a backrub myself, even if it's from a bunch of girls

Ckwanblsasia02: does your phone make lots of noise?

thatbiggbadwolfy: got 15 presidents and countless senators going here
thatbiggbadwolfy: adams, quincy, emerson
thatbiggbadwolfy: ralph waldo the transcendentalist
thatbiggbadwolfy: all these ppl
yo cho mee: whoaa
yo cho mee: well , we had to take a test to get into our school
thatbiggbadwolfy: drug test
thatbiggbadwolfy: lol
thatbiggbadwolfy: hah jk jk jkp
yo cho mee: hahaha

thatbiggbadwolfy: i mean he thinks i have this other plan
thatbiggbadwolfy: but no, just trying to be nice!
WoRKaPHoBiC mE: no such thing when u have or have had feelings for a girl
WoRKaPHoBiC mE: no such thing
thatbiggbadwolfy: there is for me
thatbiggbadwolfy: seriously
thatbiggbadwolfy: just want to be friends
WoRKaPHoBiC mE: uh huh..sure
WoRKaPHoBiC mE: been there done that...moved on
WoRKaPHoBiC mE: haha
thatbiggbadwolfy: hey, if that's accomplished, i'll stop there
WoRKaPHoBiC mE: which is wat u need to do
WoRKaPHoBiC mE: m o v e o n
WoRKaPHoBiC mE: hehe

WoRKaPHoBiC mE: aite..later
thatbiggbadwolfy: see ya
WoRKaPHoBiC mE: gotta go cook myself some dinner
thatbiggbadwolfy: heh
thatbiggbadwolfy: ramen
WoRKaPHoBiC mE: no
WoRKaPHoBiC mE: lo mein
WoRKaPHoBiC mE: haha
thatbiggbadwolfy: lol

thatbiggbadwolfy: lol night asshole
Crawl n45: night fucker..and thanks

James: What is your dinner about?
Andrew Huang: that doesn't make sense!

d3mig0dd: man good thing not many ppl visit asia website
thatbiggbadwolfy: how so?
d3mig0dd: well beside the non azn thing
thatbiggbadwolfy: hmm
d 3 m i g 0 d d: the girls girls girls
thatbiggbadowlfy: that's just for funny effect
d 3 m i g 0 d d: might give ppl impression dat these was pimping server
thatbiggbadwolfy: lol
d 3 m i g 0 d d: or just a really horny webmaster
d 3 m i g 0 d d: lol
d 3 m i g 0 d d: the supporter of asia dont want azn to be going 2 a big oral after a hard day of volunteering
d 3 m i g 0 d d: oragy*
thatbiggbadwolfy: oralgy?
d 3 m i g 0 d d: "Those unfamiliar to this Asian tradition will be surprised to know that Sushi-Rama, already three years running"
d 3 m i g 0 d d: shouldn't it be A.S.I.A tradition
d 3 m i g 0 d d: u dont c many japs shoving down sushi barritos down their mouth

James: stupid Mormons
James: Ok these two assholes come up to me with an asshole bible.

xxelmoxgirlxx: heh..its nite time!! i dont read what i type.. !!

Abby0y0: and I'm thinking you need to gert with one of those 25 girls you like
thatbiggbadwolfy: 27 now
Abby0y0: *get
thatbiggbadwolfy: i think the correct term is GERT
Abby0y0: rightright
Abby0y0: never the less you need to gert with em soon
thatbiggbadwolfy: yeah yeah
thatbiggbadwolfy: im flying solo now
Abby0y0: as am I, but to gert with someone doesn't mean you gotta fly with them too :-)
thatbiggbadwolfy: true true
Abby0y0: hahahaha I gort with this guy a few weeks ago and I still haven't talked to him
thatbiggbadwolfy: oh
thatbiggbadwolfy: he's gerting angry

Abby0y0: eesh my arms are getting tired!
Abby0y0: I got this cd repair thing, which I could have gotten motorized but it costs twice as much, and so I've been crankin cd's for an hour

thatbiggbadwolfy: and i need intelligent ppl posting
thatbiggbadwolfy: ;-)
Abby0y0: now you're using flattery I see
thatbiggbadwolfy: hah
thatbiggbadwolfy: good perception skills
Abby0y0: yes yes I know
thatbiggbadwolfy: quite
thatbiggbadwolfy: :-)
Abby0y0: wait...more flattery >:o
thatbiggbadwolfy: hah
Abby0y0: I see right through you

d3mig0dd: u ppl all dont have internet at home or u just like the school computers for its smell

aznsamt: sometimes
thatbiggbadwolfy: well i do, but...
thatbiggbadwolfy: hmm
thatbiggbadwolfy: everyone's kind of reserved
thatbiggbadwolfy: like not talking about the deep things
thatbiggbadwolfy: heh
aznsamt: open her up james
aznsamt: like a tuna can
thatbiggbadwolfy: or like an onion with all its layers?
thatbiggbadwolfy: oh hah i thought u meant some other sick opening..
aznsamt: sort of
aznsamt: haha

Leon: Talking table, wtf?
(caption actually says at concierge table talking)

James: What's the Chinatown Festival about?

Andrew: (Sarcastically) It's from ancient times when women would pray to Chinatown.

TitrationX: man she was a virgin too
thatbiggbadwolfy: was
TitrationX: that was so fucking sweet
thatbiggbadwolfy: er
thatbiggbadwolfy: damnit
thatbiggbadwolfy: UR SO FUCKING EVIL

Drumchik EN: is carbon a metal?
thatbiggbadwolfy: no wtf
thatbiggbadwolfy: lol
Drumchik EN: dommit

James: If I get killed I'm going to kill you.

thatbiggbadwolfy: jake i need xp pro SP1 key!
artificial jake: Some Valid win xp Keys
HX2BJ-YJTTY-T27MD-767KP-JGRPJ
PX4QX-Q33Y4-B8CB2-KPMGK-8RPKK
2HKWY-84M8T-DQC4G-DJ4CF-H68BQ
8W2X8-G3K83-TJTHM-GJGVH-KY7R6
FJRPM-QCTWJ-K7H8Y-8BWRF-VWX6B
KTTVH-WYVW4-3VRPY-JVGRF-FCJCT
PCQ84-RVTKY-7DW2F-GQJGG-X4BGF
DM824-8FVGW-TB4GV-RTGPG-VY287
G2XP8-DDP2W-MW2Y4-FCHRP-9MC3B
4G7PM-6PDDQ-H32J2-TC24D-FH69Y
QWGWK-8RG8F-PHRFC-HPWXH-BFBYD
6XJKR-XRKBJ-6QM72-3YQKP-MDF72
artificial jake: pick

h0cKey PuNk: Sup it's L33715
thatbiggbadwolfy: ya, unless you have a winxp pro key for SP1, i'm on phone
h0cKey PuNk: okie doikie

James: Jeong Sang, you need to stop cybering.
Jeong Sang: Okay, okay, okay!

James: You don't know what's a new level? What do they teach you in school?
Jeong Sang: Nothing.

o7o: steve is now on the member list
thatbiggbadwolfy: rofl, i expect you want a mod position now?
o7o: haha w/e i dont care to much and damn u type fast for mobile device

thatbiggbadwolfy: BoA is a person not a band!
L337 15: b/c i was in Korea like all summer lol
thatbiggbadwolfy: lol
thatbiggbadwolfy: ya you told me
L337 15: shit i dont even know my own race

Andrew: Why were you thinking of head?
James: I was saying ahead!

Andrew: ...His brother has severe autism.
James: Well I don't feel guilty cause I don't know what that is!

James: Ah shit, brain freeze. Wow, been a while since I've had one.
Andrew H: Man, that slurpee was totally not worth it. You can't even handle it!

thatbiggbadwolfy: justin got plasma tv
o7o: ...
o7o: plasma what is that
thatbiggbadwolfy: $200 back of truck
o7o: like flaat screen
thatbiggbadwolfy: HDTV, yes
o7o: hmm
o7o: where these trucks
o7o: can we put like huge bumps in the road and get em to drop stuff?

aninja: i, dan, runs ufn

roze petaLLz: woow
roze petaLLz: that's a LOT!
roze petaLLz: when'd you become president?
roze petaLLz: whoops too many questions
thatbiggbadwolfy: when i felt like it
roze petaLLz: lol james you have such an ego-head
roze petaLLz: lolz jp
roze petaLLz: itz kool
roze petaLLz: ig2g sleep now
roze petaLLz: byeeeee
roze petaLLz: o yea im sucha dork.. im vp of MATH TEAM!
roze petaLLz: and i wanna b on the science team too!
roze petaLLz: but i gotta join
roze petaLLz: lolz
roze petaLLz: i wanna go to DUKE!
roze petaLLz: but itz 38000
roze petaLLz: and i ain't got that much dough
roze petaLLz: byeee
roze petaLLz: lolz
roze petaLLz: craaazy
thatbiggbadwolfy: arg, i'll just call you at home, i got unlim. nat. minutes
roze petaLLz: i might not b this talkative
roze petaLLz: byee
roze petaLLz: i must admit james this has been one of the best oneway convos im ever had
roze petaLLz: or the longest
roze petaLLz: bye
roze petaLLz: ^-^

James: But then I'll have no reason to talk to her anymore.
Andrew: Well you would, but you'd get a bloody face.
Andrew: Oh hey, you know in Doom when you have twenty health?

James: But a boy can't be a soul-mate!
Andrew: Oh I thought you said homie.

Mrs. Shevlin: I heart my doghead.

James: It's 11:30p.m. now right? So all I did today was write a new news section for today.
Andrew: And yeah, go to school.

James: Chinese people don't take French at BLS, they take Asian.
James: Shutup!
Andrew: Heh, Asian AP.

Mr. Sanford: If someone buys a lot of shoes, then he or she has a foot fetish. Me? I really like sweaters. You can say I have a sweater fetish.

James: Do you know what an Echo is?
Andrew: Do you know what an Echo is?

Andrew: Just keep the original sentence but put it in webdings.
James: Blooddings?
Andrew: Webdings

Girl: Is there any case in which a guy gets taken advantage of by a girl?
Mr. Sanford: I don't know of any man who would complain.

Winamp Development Team: What is Winamp3? Why Winamp3? Winamp3 is more than an excuse to have "mp3"
built right into our product name.

James: Guess what Derek? Flush!
Derek: Oh my god that took you twenty minutes?

Mr. Sanford: That doesn't mean I'm going to hang a Captain Crunch flag on my car.

James: Ok, I'll read. Stalking Essay:
Mrs. Shevlin: ..needs to work on title.

James: That guy... you know- the Ernie guy.
Andrew: What Ernie guy?
James: You know, Ernie goes to...
Andrew: Don't you mean Ernest?

James: I need to get on AIM more often.
Andrew: You are on AIM.
James: Oh yeah.

Dr. Frontera: Were you at a marijuana party yesterday? If you can't even answer that...
Dr. Frontera: Were you at the same marijuana party?

Dr. Frontera: How about no one participates? And I just come around with my umbrella to poke you?

Dr. Frontera: Now Leon, you're supposed to be pushing the buttons on the calculator. The numbers won't appear by themselves.

Dr. Frontera: You feeling it Leon? You need to stay away from the weekend drugs.

Student: Can you shut the window? ...being a sadist here.
Dr. Frontera: Sadist, that's good. What else you got?

Dr. Frontera: Wow $28.75 to buy a can opener in this country. That's why I always buy my can openers on the street.

Dr. Frontera: 40x? I hope you're not going to be an air traffic controller!

 Aznxangel42991: 0:-)
 Aznxangel42991: >:o
 Aznxangel42991: lol im justkiddin
 Aznxangel42991: pleeze answer

 kaichidragun: woof
 kaichidragun: i mean meow
 kaichidragun: hi

 L337 15: yo
 L337 15: lol o ur on the phone thing thats kewl
 L337 15: dang 10 cents tahts expensive
 L337 15: lol
 L337 15: well i dont nat u to waste any money talking to me so ill ttyl when u get on a computer or soemthing.

 P0s2o9: as u drift off to sleep, one last thing, i want ur bod

TitrationX: wakie wakie, no playy with snakie... sorry thought I be a smartass and wake you up

 BabiKp88: ppl lub yo0 lots ic

 Magic Insomniac: get off your damn phone

 artificial jake: i really really really need my email to workage
 artificial jake: shit your mobile

 AIM Mobile: thatbiggbadwolfy signed on. There are no buddies online.
 WoRKaPHoBiC mE: imma waste ur money
 WoRKaPHoBiC mE: sup
 WoRKaPHoBiC mE: hey
 WoRKaPHoBiC mE: answer
 WoRKaPHoBiC mE: me
 WoRKaPHoBiC mE: lol
 WoRKaPHoBiC mE: sorry
 WoRKaPHoBiC mE: laterz
 AIM Mobile: thatbiggbadwolfy signed off

Voicemail: (Derek) Hey James you called earlier, and my mom picked up. I guess she scared the shit out of you.
James: Hey Derek, yeah I called; my hand was holding the door so I couldn't say anything. Next thing I know I hear your mom yelling.
James: Then I got the shit scared out of me.

Ms. Kirpatrick: Leiyang are you chewing gum?
Leiyang (Leon): Um no... I like to bite my fingernails.
::12 people stare at him, Gretchen is cracking up::
Ms. Kirpatrick: Well...hmm- Chew away then.
::Leon turns towards me and opens mouth revealing gum::

James: Damn Derek first you break my sunglasses and now you make my phone get scratched.
Derek: Wow, I can do all that by the phone now?

Muching quoting news section out loud: "My next written piece will be 'Origin of the Kissing'..."

Dr. Carroll: Quid est nomen tibi?
Leon: (after recovering from sleeping in Latin class) Oh, Leon.
::pause for guffaw and laughter effect from class::
James: No, look at the board. Mihi..
Leon: Oh, um, no.. hmm- Needo Specto Glasso. ::falls back asleep::

Dr. Carroll: Quid est nomen mihi?
Leon: Oh Doctor Lambert.
::After 3 minutes of deep thought and classmates' laughter::
Leon: No, no, I mean Dr. Carroll.
Dr. Carroll: Nomen tibi...
Leon: Nomen tibi est Dr. Carroll

Dr. Carroll: (talking about cologne) Wow, moderation there James. Now, I can't even go home to my wife smelling like this!

James: Well nobody is sitting at the Asian table now. You see Xuan- it's the first day of school and the clique groups and the outsiders have not yet formed. Thus, it is the perfect opportunity for you to change how people see you. You can become from what you were before- this (in sinister and abrasive tone) annoying little son of a bitch- ... to a normal person. Broaden your horizons and become social with everyone. That's the way it works.

James: Yeah Leon, Qi-wei, and Ke- the cheaters' circle.
James: But we won't do any of that. There's no need. ::wink wink wink wink::
Xuan: You have something in your eye?

Pei: Your girlfriend is in my Chinese class ...

Pei: I hope we get that hot-ass English teacher.

Andrew: You know what Leon's going to say if you get that alice deejay ringtone...

Andrew and Leon: A-lone, A-lone, A-lone ...

James: Man Derek, don't you feel bad about breaking my sunglasses?
Derek: Yes I do feel bad, but do you feel bad about owing me two hundred dollars???
James: Yes. ::snicker::

James: Hey Andrew can I get some olives?
Andrew: Yeah ... at the supermarket.

James: Just doing a little photoshop. Which way is clockwise again? Oh, shutup.

Leon: "Not a lot of hot girls in our school."
Ying: "Yeah it's like they skipped a generation. Only the freshman and seniors are hot."
James: "I can't believe it. You guys are so shallow."
Ying: "Wait, what? Excuse me! I'm James! Oh My god! I can't believe you guys like pretty girls. I like my girls fat and juicy." (Everyone laughs at James)

James: Is that song on loop?
Andrew: No.
*fifteen minutes later*
James: It is on loop!
Andrew: Heh, the jig is up.

Derek: Four days of taekwondo and you think you're a killing machine?

Wein: And now everybody thinks you're her stalker.
James: Stalker? I haven't done anything!
Wein: Ok, you're perceived to be a stalker. That's all that matters.
James: Fine, whatever.
Wein: And people think you're weak.
James: I'm not weak!
Wein: Okay, okay- you're perceived to be weak.

SlySistah: i remember what a sneaky comp nerd you are
thatbiggbadwolfy: hey
thatbiggbadwolfy: none of that now
SlySistah: hehehe

thatbiggbadwolfy: did you see 'signs' ?
SlySistah: yup
SlySistah: OMG
thatbiggbadwolfy: OMG

SlySistah: I am MAD with ANGER!

WoRkaPHoBiC mE: having fun in nj?
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: or being one of those nerds who makes crop circles and who kant get a gf

Ric976Ca: FUCK YOU
thatbiggbadwolfy: bit angry aren't we?
Ric976Ca: MY COUSIN PUT THAT MY BAD
thatbiggbadwolfy: yeah i didn't think you had tourrette's syndrome

thatbiggbadwolfy: GET UR ASS BACK HERE
thatbiggbadwolfy: god this is why my life was easier without you
thatbiggbadwolfy: i want out of this relationship
thatbiggbadwolfy: it's over
thatbiggbadwolfy: you don't satisfy me any more andrew

thatbiggbadwolfy: ...dumb wigga
PennywiseSk: ya
PennywiseSk: youre right this time

thatbiggbadwolfy: yo
MikeF1188: word
thatbiggbadwolfy: yep
MikeF1188: uh huh
thatbiggbadwolfy: brb

thatbiggbadwolfy: in the other pics i had my hair braided and flowers in my ear
MelonBabes: okay james
MelonBabes: why do u have boobs?

MDalton10: Its gonna be hot shit

Magic Insomniac: aww
thatbiggbadwolfy: i know

thatbiggbadwolfy: just can't get enuff of dj james's bod huh lucy?
Lxy2000: .......
Lxy2000: *cough*

thatbiggbadwolfy: see ya
kaichidragun: bye sexi
thatbiggbadwolfy: stay cute!
kaichidragun: luv yaz
kaichidragun: haha
thatbiggbadwolfy: O.o
thatbiggbadwolfy: bui bui
kaichidragun: ok ::wink::
thatbiggbadwolfy: heh

Fhsoccergal: sweetness

d3mig0dd: dis gets me really mad
d3mig0dd: man fuk u

thatbiggbadwolfy: wanna see me and derek dressed up as girls at camp?
Brat7479: YES

artificial jake: brb goin to my laptop
artificial jake: dont go nowhere
thatbiggbadwolfy: k
thatbiggbadwolfy: hah don't worry baby
thatbiggbadwolfy: be right here ::pats ass::

Aquathena12525: aiya
Aquathena12525: poor james

WoRkaPHoBiC mE: so..wat DO you do in nj?
thatbiggbadwolfy: hmm
thatbiggbadwolfy: have fun i guess
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: doing wat?
thatbiggbadwolfy: watching movies
thatbiggbadwolfy: playing v-ball
thatbiggbadwolfy: meeting old friends
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: ROFL~
thatbiggbadwolfy: the like
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: you and vball
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: ROFL
thatbiggbadwolfy: that's why i won the tournament at CTY yao
thatbiggbadwolfy: and how i play 2 hours each day
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: ROFL
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: i believe it when i see it james
thatbiggbadwolfy: don't laugh if you haven't seen me play
thatbiggbadwolfy: and during one game i was breakdancing and playing vball on the ground
thatbiggbadwolfy: i play to try out
thatbiggbadwolfy: we should play together yao
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: ROFL!!!!
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: breaking?!
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: AHAHAHH!!!!
thatbiggbadwolfy: hah
thatbiggbadwolfy: semi windmills
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: my god ur gonna kill me
thatbiggbadwolfy: on the ground
thatbiggbadwolfy: cause i dove for it
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: by laffing me to death
thatbiggbadwolfy: and the ball kept coming to me
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: please
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: im like hurting here
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: too much laffing
thatbiggbadwolfy: hey and i STILL LOVE [edited]
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: AHAHAHHA
thatbiggbadwolfy: hah that'll kill you
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: NO!
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: shit
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: i kant stop laffing
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: HHAHAHAH
thatbiggbadwolfy: haha
thatbiggbadwolfy: OSAMAAAAAAAAAAA
thatbiggbadwolfy: i couldn't stop thinking about [edited]
thatbiggbadwolfy: during camp!
thatbiggbadwolfy: hah
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: FUCK STOP IT!
thatbiggbadwolfy: like for reps
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: i kant take it anymore
thatbiggbadwolfy: i was like repeating:
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: reps?!
thatbiggbadwolfy: [edited] n a w o l f y s e r v e r
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: ROFL!!!!!
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: AHAHHAHA
thatbiggbadwolfy: and that's how i do 15
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: james
thatbiggbadwolfy: heh
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: shutup for now
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: beleive it when i see it
thatbiggbadwolfy: and then when i was dancing with girls
thatbiggbadwolfy: i was thinking about [edited]
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: ROFL!!!
thatbiggbadwolfy: and before each serve
thatbiggbadwolfy: i was like: this is for you [edited]
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: shutup man
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: fuck imma block u now

TitrationX: info: 'MikeB': Thank you for contacting Earthlink LiveChat. How may I help you today?
TitrationX@swfla.rr.com: hello?
TitrationX@swfla.rr.com: you still there
MikeB: I am here
TitrationX@swfla.rr.com: Alright... first off, I'm assuming you have a decent technical foundation
TitrationX@swfla.rr.com: IE - you know how to plug the mouse in
TitrationX@swfla.rr.com: am i on the right path?
info: 'MikeB': you have been disconnected from the chat

thatbiggbadwolfy: let's do this tonite!
artificial jake: sure!
thatbiggbadwolfy: RIGHT NOW BABY
thatbiggbadwolfy: 3 bucks
artificial jake: *giggle*
thatbiggbadwolfy: *hugz*
artificial jake: *eat shit*
thatbiggbadwolfy: allright u there?
artificial jake: physically, yes

TitrationX: what is with azn's and being smart at english?
TitrationX: its like its not ur native tounge so step off the white peoples kool-aid and learn urs better

thatbiggbadwolfy: omg
thatbiggbadwolfy: i swear i saw this video before
d3mig0dd: ?
thatbiggbadwolfy: shinhwa- perfect man
thatbiggbadwolfy: my head is screwing with me
thatbiggbadwolfy: i think i can predict the future
thatbiggbadwolfy: this is deja vu too many times
d3mig0dd: yamma

TitrationX: ME = SHITTY

lil reb3L: wassup osamaa
thatbiggbadwolfy: osammaaa
x catz 14 x: osamaa
thatbiggbadwolfy: osamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
x catz 14 x: ooosssssaaaaaammmmmmaaaaaaaa

WoRkaPHoBiC mE: duude....u have to ask urself before u IM...does Yao Realli give a god damn shit?

TitrationX: I should find you and kill you

SuperMattz: okay
SuperMattz: *click
thatbiggbadwolfy: heh
thatbiggbadwolfy: ass
SuperMattz: hehe

SlySistah: haha
SlySistah: how very psychic of you

xxELMOxGIRLxx: hehehhehe
xxELMOxGIRLxx: cuz elmo is RED
xxELMOxGIRLxx: and CUTE

aznsamt (12:09:53 AM): edna.....i see u through ur window......
aznsamt (12:10:23 AM): what is that ur wearing???
aznsamt (12:10:58 AM): OoOoOoh.....black tube top

xxELMOxGIRLxx: im afraid
thatbiggbadwolfy: me too
xxELMOxGIRLxx: to read the rest of the chat nows
xxELMOxGIRLxx: lol

TitrationX: ya
TitrationX: I have 41
TitrationX: lol
thatbiggbadwolfy: f-u
thatbiggbadwolfy: lol
TitrationX: ui have 22
thatbiggbadwolfy: im gonna put my name EVERYWHERE
thatbiggbadwolfy: lol
thatbiggbadwolfy: www.vogue.com
TitrationX: lol

Ric976Ca: COOL
thatbiggbadwolfy: hah turn off your caps
thatbiggbadwolfy: you seem like yelling all the time
Ric976Ca: is this better?

James: Cat! Cattt!
Abby: Cattttt!!!!!!

sugababe131: w/e

PennywiseSk: how can i get your subprofile program
thatbiggbadwolfy: backrub

melonbabes: hahaha
melonbabes: doesn't matter
melonbabes: u can talk to me bout this stuff
thatbiggbadwolfy: oh allright
melonbabes: it probably did make u a worse writer
melonbabes: i'm sorry
melonbabes: haha
thatbiggbadwolfy: omg
thatbiggbadwolfy: *sniff

thatbiggbadwolfy: it's getting hot in here
cherryhillbabie: SO HOT
thatbiggbadwolfy: so take off all your clothes!
cherryhillbabie: i am, getting so hot, i'm gonna take my clothes off

thatbiggbadwolfy: check my profile out joe
leeds86: special person of the day :D:D:D

kaichidragun: fuq dis is so long...

thatbiggbadwolfy: thought you were some asian julie
Jules6387: lol good i know longer feel quite so stupid

JeanyRules: wow james wtf r u on???
thatbiggbadwolfy: heh
JeanyRules: where do u cum up w/ stuff like that

JeanyRules: wow james
JeanyRules: n i thought only grlz pms'ed
JeanyRules: hahahaha jk

Jaywhatsup: ayumi is creazy
thatbiggbadwolfy: she's good though
Jaywhatsup: she is kinda korean
Jaywhatsup: but she is so stupid in studying

InterNut80: i won't dude
InterNut80: im a good kid

eighties: must be fucking hot huh?

Johnnyfive1987: aight EVERYONE WAVE BUI BUI to wolfy

lilkrnthug47: WHO IS AHN SHIN WON
thatbiggbadwolfy: GOD.....Ahn Shin Won Ahn Shin Won(Danny): rapper Birth: December22, 1979 in Seatle, Washington. Family: Grandma, Mom, and ...
lilkrnthug47: hey, how u noe that
lilkrnthug47: wolfy

thatbiggbadwolfy: ah i'll brb
thatbiggbadwolfy: looking at some pics
thatbiggbadwolfy: from camp
poisonedfungus: okie
InfinetDimension: porn pics
InfinetDimension: ?
InfinetDimension: lol oooo
InfinetDimension: sure ;-)
thatbiggbadwolfy: heh p0rn CAMP
thatbiggbadwolfy: lol
InfinetDimension: LOL

thatbiggbadwolfy: no i don't eat pigs or people
thatbiggbadwolfy: i'm actually very nice and cute ;-)
Yuhjah Ghomdori: what about ghoms
thatbiggbadwolfy: nah
Yuhjah Ghomdori: whew

thatbiggbadwolfy: wait
thatbiggbadwolfy: wait
thatbiggbadwolfy: u already did
thatbiggbadwolfy: hah
DrW0mb4t: no i didnt :-)
DrW0mb4t: oh
DrW0mb4t: yeah i did

DOodEr KId 420: what is hpcvaa ?
thatbiggbadwolfy: hacking, phreaking, cracking, virii, forgot the aa

d3mig0dd: well here is another funni quote
d3mig0dd: dat fits u
thatbiggbadwolfy: sure
d3mig0dd: dat grl was perfect in everyway.....she deserves 2 be stalked...everyday

thatbiggbadwolfy: dude u know
thatbiggbadwolfy: this thing is just for exploiting info?
d3mig0dd: like u got better stuff 2 so

Cheergurl5288: sniff
thatbiggbadwolfy: there there
thatbiggbadwolfy: ::hugz::
Cheergurl5288: thanx

thatbiggbadwolfy: it's like 1pm now
celessblu519: u can sleep that long?!?
thatbiggbadwolfy: hey i slept at 3am yesterday
celessblu519: tsk tsk

thatbiggbadwolfy: it's getting hot in here
BobbyGene01: so fuck you and that song
thatbiggbadwolfy: hah

blargamophone: JAMES JAMES JAMES
blargamophone: [edited] IS HERE!!!
blargamophone: LOOKOUT LOOKOUT!
blargamophone: ::wheeee wheeeee::
thatbiggbadwolfy: back back
thatbiggbadwolfy: i no!!!!
thatbiggbadwolfy: DMANIT

BaBiKp88: lolz
BaBiKp88: talk to my mommie yet?
thatbiggbadwolfy: umm guess not yet
BaBiKp88: u knoe my mommie?
thatbiggbadwolfy: nope

BaBiKp88: yoO talk like a freaken professor
thatbiggbadwolfy: i can at times
BaBiKp88: yoO do all the time!!
BaBiKp88: have a good day girls
thatbiggbadwolfy: not really
BaBiKp88: have a good summer everyone
BaBiKp88: brush ur teeth do ur hw
thatbiggbadwolfy: hah
BaBiKp88: i knoe who yoO like

thatbiggbadwolfy: so from now on jake
thatbiggbadwolfy: ur 19
artificial jake: :depens voice: of course

Aquathena12525: aiyah

thatbiggbadwolfy: Greetings Daniel. How are you doing today?
a ni n ja: STFU
a ni n ja: lol

James: Ok, see ya Leon- I hope I don't get shot!
Leon: Yeah, I hope you don't get shot either, cause you got my BoA videos.

Leon: So he's just using you James after I used you.
James: Round and round we go...
Leon: No, round and round you go!

TitrationX: I HATE THIS COMPUTER|
thatbiggbadwolfy: w
thatbiggbadwolfy: I HATE GETTING IM-S INTERRUPTED

to good 4 you 5: lol what kinda shit u got on ur ftp ?
thatbiggbadwolfy: not telling
to good 4 you 5: oh ok lol

WoRkaPHoBiC mE: imt rying to loosen YOU up!

Ms. Vanaskie: Pure Hell, just pure Hell.

yag0tmilk: dude
yag0tmilk: i got my firefighhhting gear today!!!!
thatbiggbadwolfy: yay
thatbiggbadwolfy: !
yag0tmilk: dude, i
yag0tmilk: i'm such a stud

thatbiggbadwolfy: oh and there was this one time when i stole derek's insulin and he had to go to the emergency.....

NateTheGreat468: this is gay, I'm not spending my birthday here

NateTheGreat468 has left the room.

thatbiggbadwolfy: wtf the save feature doesn't work
thatbiggbadwolfy: says: coming soon....
a ninj a: lol
a ninj a: i know it works
thatbiggbadwolfy: man when i click "about"
thatbiggbadwolfy: it says "coming soon"
a ninj a: dunno lol

Jake 0wns j00: so you dont know how to reduce voltage? cuz my led is 5 volts and all i got is a 12 volt
thatbiggbadwolfy: pour water on it
Jake 0wns j00: lol i already almost killed myself...once is enough
thatbiggbadwolfy: heh

a n i n j a: HWEH

James: (reading Langston Hughes Haiku) ... To uh .. Homie Town.
English Class then bursts into laughter.
Leon: Hey you say the word all the time dude.
James: No I don't!
Leon: Oh yeah? How about "It's the AZN ...... fuck the rest. Dial S to New York Jigga, we the best."
James: Anyways..
Leon: ::Continues Rapping::

Leon: ::starts rapping for no reason at all::

Leon: Yo you know how sand makes cinnamon? Yeah so that's what we're chewing now (Cinnaburst Gum).
James: So?
Leon: Well silicone is made out of sand right?
James: Yeah it's an ingredient.
Leon: Well why don't we stick this gum shit into your ram slot and then you wouldn't have to buy one.
James: ::smacks forehead::

James: So, how's everything Ming-Jing?
Ming Jiang & Andrew: It's Ming Jiang!
James: Oh right...

Andrew: Mingjian!

thatbiggbadwolfy: btw my first name is james
thatbiggbadwolfy: how about you?
xMJunior: Randy
thatbiggbadwolfy: ah k nice to meet you
thatbiggbadwolfy: welcome to the underground randy

thatbiggbadwolfy: [deleted] uses too many ellipsis
thatbiggbadwolfy: makes me nervous
PropsHead: Mingjian used to do that
PropsHead: made me so anxious, heh
thatbiggbadwolfy: heh
thatbiggbadwolfy: i know
PropsHead: because it can mean anything
PropsHead: it can be like
PropsHead: ...
PropsHead: was just AFK
thatbiggbadwolfy: u'd think they're like weirded out
PropsHead: yeah
PropsHead: or
PropsHead: ...
PropsHead: how dumb
PropsHead: or
PropsHead: ...
PropsHead: dog just died of cancer
PropsHead: you have no idea what it's going to be
PropsHead: it's like a slot machine

SmokEYbOY 99: kkk
thatbiggbadwolfy: that's not good!

James: It's called L-O-V-E Leon.
Leon: Not without the F-U-C-K!

PropsHead: a book indeed
thatbiggbadwolfy: seriously
thatbiggbadwolfy: every chapter
thatbiggbadwolfy: a screen name
thatbiggbadwolfy: in alphabetical order
PropsHead: heh, that'd be silly
thatbiggbadwolfy: that'd be NY times best seller
PropsHead: maybe not, though
thatbiggbadwolfy: course it will
PropsHead: how come?
thatbiggbadwolfy: you're just making yourself look stupid because this will be in the book and we will know you're WRONG!!!

d3mig0dd: k and make sure the zombies don't kill u at nite
d3mig0dd: sweet dreams
thatbiggbadwolfy: wtf...
thatbiggbadwolfy: lol
d3mig0dd signed off at 11:55:34 PM.

mew666666: no more laming from wolfy

mew666666: Away Message: Recoil-ing

Mike: OMG that is so illegal. Man, I'm not talking to you anymore.

dahling101: i'm going in the hot tub wearing nothing but goggles...u used to call me bebe, but at loon u can just call me bollee!
thatbiggbadwolfy: interesting...

Fernando: You know James they say if your hand is bigger than your face, then you have cancer.
James: No... that's not true. (puts hand to face)
Fernando: (slaps James's hand) Yo, I can't believe you fell for that! That's like the oldest trick in the book.
James: Goddamnit, my hair! Arg... Hmm, but you know what?
Fernando: What? (still recovering from guffaw)
James: They say if your hand is Smaller than your face, then you have Tourrette's syndrome.
Fernando: No, I'm not falling for that!
Fernando: ... Oww! My eyes!

WoRkaPHoBiC mE: making a move is only way u gonna get newhere...the movie shit aint gonna work in life
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: aite?

Lain2 The Wired signed on at 7:14:13 PM.
Lain2 The Wired : fucker
Lain2 The Wired : invite me back
badwoofies : do u admit it now?
Lain2 The Wired : yes
badwoofies : say it outloud
Lain2 The Wired : yes
Lain2 The Wired : yes
badwoofies : say it
Lain2 The Wired signed off at 7:14:40 PM.
Lain2 The Wired signed on at 7:14:49 PM.
Lain2 The Wired : STOP!
badwoofies : i can't!
badwoofies : just say it
badwoofies : that ur stupid
badwoofies : say it
Lain2 The Wired : YES!
Lain2 The Wired : IM STUPID!
badwoofies : say it
Lain2 The Wired : IM STUPID!

*the buddy icon boot introduced by wolfyserver

Jeanie: You're sooo mean James!

SmokeyBoy99: das some mess up times
SmokeyBoy99: well u may get to school faster but i get to dd a hella lot faster then u
thatbiggbadwolfy: ok
thatbiggbadwolfy: it's *than* fyi
SmokeyBoy99: k
SmokeyBoy99: learn something everyday
SmokeyBoy99: j/k
SmokeyBoy99: i knew trhat
SmokeyBoy99: that*
thatbiggbadwolfy: lol
-leon, when will your German ass ever learn how to spell?

smokey boy 9 9: crazy ghost woman

Leon: Hey how do you spell yuhmuh...
James: Y-U-H-M-U-H...
Leon: No you fuck I mean how do you spell proceed.

SmokeyBoy99: i fit in my jacket without noticing

Leon: You can't be all literature James. You have to be kill.

Gordon: Nitros boosters! ::pushes James forward when jogging:
James: WTF
Gordon: Nitros boosters! ::pushes James over::

FrzN CoW: I feel that Metallica is stopping the Internet's freedom. If they don't want their songs being illegally downloaded, then they should do something about the prices of their CD's and merchandise. People will not do things that are cheap compared to things that take a lot out of their pocket. If Metallica really wanted to do something about this, they would have taken action for their fans, not for their money. What's lost is lost, Fuck Metallica. I never really listened to their music, and why would I want to listen to them now?

mountmyfloppy: i think that they should lick my balls, why?

SmokeyBoy99: that the best example i can think off
SmokeyBoy99: of*
thatbiggbadwolfy: ok
SmokeyBoy99: and rei does not wear fuking cloth for the entire monve
SmokeyBoy99: move
SmokeyBoy99: movie*
thatbiggbadwolfy: clothes?
SmokeyBoy99: clothe*

U8A (Pei): i got some ass from a chick at bhs
U8A: some senior
U8A: fucken hot ass hell
thatbiggbadwolfy: how?
U8A: how? cuz she was nice and she thought i was nice
U8A: its not like she liked me
thatbiggbadwolfy: so how did you 'get ass'
U8A: dude she took off her shorts
thatbiggbadwolfy: so?
U8A: saw everything
thatbiggbadwolfy: did she let you....
U8A: yea
thatbiggbadwolfy: ::makes finger guesture::
U8A: she still goes there
thatbiggbadwolfy: i don't think so pei
U8A: wait no she is a senior so she graduated
U8A: why not
U8A: i would lie because this makes me socool
thatbiggbadwolfy: ROFL

Steve (o7o): Dude, I'm hot. I don't have to do anything- girls come to me.

AzN RicE BoY 418: hey
thatbiggbadwolfy: oh no it's you
thatbiggbadwolfy: long time no see
AzN RicE BoY 418: what site did u go to so u can shorten ur URL
thatbiggbadwolfy: http://www.wolfyserver.com/ SUBLIMINAL WOLFYSERVER SUBLIMINAL SUBLIMINAL
AzN RicE BoY 418: that takes u to ur site
thatbiggbadwolfy: really?
thatbiggbadwolfy: whoa AOL must be really fucking up the servers
thatbiggbadwolfy: let's go ping em!
AzN RicE BoY 418: stupid

*AzN RicE BoY grows oranges for a living and doesn't know how to use his computer.

Xuan: Hey look, I finally got a kill!
Xuan: Wait, wtf connection failed..?
James: Whoops, finger slipped.

thatbiggbadwolfy: usually u gotta enter in a 13 digit psw
PoOkyChiK007: ooo I'm getting the goods eh?

James: So when did Noah build the ark?
Xuan: Before the rain James, before the rain.

Ms. Chiu: Ah, how are my tutor and tutee doing?
James: Oh we're working very hard. Fernando is definitely doing better.
Ms. Chui: I can see that.
She leaves, James takes out the deck of cards again.

Fernando: Man, when you weren't here on Thursday, I had a tutor even more lazy than you!
James: Why, that's impossible!

thatbiggbadwolfy: leon is such a dumbass
thatbiggbadwolfy: 'sang' is not a word
- We didn't have the heart to tell him. 

thatbiggbadwolfy: so all she said was hello
thatbiggbadwolfy: 1 dubious fact
thatbiggbadwolfy: and u gave out 3
thatbiggbadwolfy: pieces
thatbiggbadwolfy: of info
PropsHead: ok mr. statistics
PropsHead: if you want real information
PropsHead: you talk to her
thatbiggbadwolfy: goddamn wtf mr. robert gayford
thatbiggbadwolfy: wait lemme get this straight
thatbiggbadwolfy: SO u
thatbiggbadwolfy: said
thatbiggbadwolfy: wait
thatbiggbadwolfy: so all she said
thatbiggbadwolfy: was HELLO
thatbiggbadwolfy: and u said all that

Jake 0wns j00: thatbiggbadwolfy (2:04:20 PM): u guys too fucking lazy
Jake 0wns j00: wtf are you talking about
thatbiggbadwolfy: that wasn't me
thatbiggbadwolfy: that was leon
Jake 0wns j00: oh
Jake 0wns j00: i thought it was you
thatbiggbadwolfy: oh no prob
thatbiggbadwolfy: he likes to screw around

PropsHead: why is "kill andrew" in there?
thatbiggbadwolfy: no it's kill
thatbiggbadwolfy: and then andrew

James: Canada sucks.
Yang: What did you just say? ::Strangles James::
James: (recovering) Damnit Yang you crazy fuck.

James: Robot House?!
Sisy: Ahhh!... stop saying that!

thatbiggbadwolfy: lol i just wanna probe u
thatbiggbadwolfy: lol
thatbiggbadwolfy: test out my visualroute 6.1
Jake 0wns j00: heh
thatbiggbadwolfy: comeon!
Jake 0wns j00: in that case
Jake 0wns j00: 67.**.***.***

D A non y mous 1: i know u and ur damn tricks!
thatbiggbadwolfy: no it's a pic

thatbiggbadwolfy: man i'd name a street after her..
thatbiggbadwolfy: climb up the pole and put a sign
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: oh man..
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: imma quote u on that
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: cut and paste that into my profile
WoRkaPHoBiC mE: lol
thatbiggbadwolfy: fair enough
thatbiggbadwolfy: wtf
thatbiggbadwolfy: u really put that in there

GoliathScorpian: aka slang or misspelled words to bring understanding amongst friends ? lol

thatbiggbadwolfy: hmm parents still not home from seminar..
PropsHead: maybe they're trying to call while you're online
thatbiggbadwolfy: maybe you should stfu
- Meet James. James is an AOL user.
(james is not an aol user, but matt thought it would be funny to say so)

thatbiggbadwolfy: heh where has ethnic fairness gone these days? frank grimes on simpsons.....it goes on and on
thatbiggbadwolfy: ethnic fairness
thatbiggbadwolfy: liek u always got to have black guy
thatbiggbadwolfy: or white guy
thatbiggbadwolfy: like malcom in middle
thatbiggbadwolfy: black handicapped guy
thatbiggbadwolfy: ....
thatbiggbadwolfy: (i don't think that was a good image though)
- Conclusion: James needs to spend much less time watching Fox.

LenardIAnderson: shut up for a sec

Darin: Dude I swear I sent that computer. Don't hate.

TitrationX: U leaving?
thatbiggbadwolfy: nopers
thatbiggbadwolfy: right here
TitrationX: ok, I wouldnt feel like lugging n AlienWare across the house again
TitrationX: haha

Leon: Ok dude, are you just going to get her screen name, do nothing, and constantly obsessively looking at her info?

thatbiggbadwolfy: well im out
thatbiggbadwolfy: gg sleep
thatbiggbadwolfy: see ya
TitrationX: haha
TitrationX: see ya at 2
TitrationX: haha

thatbiggbadwolfy (1:34:01 PM): ate a croissant
thatbiggbadwolfy (1:35:01 PM): ate another one
- James has developed a remarkable ability to assimilate croissants at the rate of 1 per minute.

thatbiggbadwolfy: ill be a mercenary for money
thatbiggbadwolfy: just gimme a $45 million dollar mechwarrior
thatbiggbadwolfy: and ill command it via computer and via mechwarrior 4
- James. VEEP VEEP: Attention all warriors, report to base Software Etc. at once for equipment outfitting!
(actually i was being very sarcastic and talking about george bush and geforce 2 graphics card or something.)

thatbiggbadwolfy: Jan 14, 2002 - 09:42:27 PM

thatbiggbadwolfy: you suck
thatbiggbadwolfy: you suck

a ninj a: lol
thatbiggbadwolfy: that's to myself

thatbiggbadwolfy: oh this is gay
thatbiggbadwolfy: my teacher gave me a porno link
thatbiggbadwolfy: wtf
thatbiggbadwolfy: great it's a popup spawn link
thatbiggbadwolfy: oh nm
- James... we're as confused as you are.

thatbiggbadwolfy: cause there's always something about buying it right there, and having it in a plastic bag
thatbiggbadwolfy: and you can swing it around
thatbiggbadwolfy: I'm on top of the world!
- James enjoys shopping. A lot.
(talking about why buying at is store is better than online)

James: Ok Leon, now where's my GTA3 and Jedi Knight II...
Leon: Oh shit, I forgot.
James: How could you forget three times in a row!
Leon: Three? WTF, this is my first time.
James: No...
Leon: Dude you gave it to me on Thursday.
James: Ok then two times.
Leon: No, I lied about not having it friday, so technically I forgot one time.

Vinno: Ok James, you really need to stop ripping Chris off for software. I mean he's starving because of you! He like lost two hundred pounds!

Andrew: (cue English accent) Yah James ya told us.

Andrew: What did you say? The TV was on.
James: I'll never tell...

o7o: you smoke?

aznsamt: aww.....thatz sweet james
aznsamt: truly a lady's man
thatbiggbadwolfy: thank you
aznsamt: heh u should write her name in it and dedicate it to her
[deleted]
aznsamt: but why??
aznsamt: who cares
thatbiggbadwolfy: yeah i know
thatbiggbadwolfy: but
thatbiggbadwolfy: friendship is a delicate thing
aznsamt: hahah
thatbiggbadwolfy: and i don't want to jeopardize that
[deleted]
aznsamt: just love her
thatbiggbadwolfy: yeah
aznsamt: and bang her
aznsamt: haha
thatbiggbadwolfy: umm
thatbiggbadwolfy: man for a sec, i thought u were different!
thatbiggbadwolfy: lol
aznsamt: haha
aznsamt: im alwayz nasty
aznsamt: there's no changin me
thatbiggbadwolfy: i guess but now we know you have heart
aznsamt: haha
aznsamt: a cold heart that is
thatbiggbadwolfy: maybe

DOodEr KId 420: my plants are gonna love me

TitrationX: i am going cherry picking

Crawl N45: i should feel honored
Crawl N45: lol
Crawl N45: so am i going to be used as a tool..oh i mean friend
Crawl N45: lol
thatbiggbadwolfy: haha
thatbiggbadwolfy: don't worry- everyone gets to use everyone
Crawl N45: i was reading and magi sounds bitter..lol
thatbiggbadwolfy: i know

TitrationX: HOMOS
TitrationX: WHO DID IT?

Xuan: Count Yangula? What the fuck? [I smell.]
Xuan Losing to James in UT/TO/DE: Fuck you James.
Xuan in TO: Okay, NO MORE sniping james! ..Cause u know how I can't afford that.
James: And among other things..
Xuan: Yeah.. [I smell]

Bad Pei: nm fuckyou i try to chat with you but you treat me like sht

Derek: So what sports do you play now?
James: Oh, like kicking your ass?
Derek: You wanna kick my ass? Ok fine, tomorrow then.
James: Ok..yeah..um...Wrong IM!

James (on phone with Andrew): Ok, yeah shutup.
Andrew: [silence]
James: Um..wrong IM!
Andrew:*click*

Everyone at Baker School: James likes Ran!

a ni n ja: im from tokyo
thatbiggbadwolfy: no ur not u white mofo
thatbiggbadwolfy: lol
a ni n ja: i know:-(
thatbiggbadwolfy: (jk)
a ni n ja: hey at least aim has white smily's:-D ..u dont see any azn or black smileys do yah

thatbiggbadwolfy: man so cold in this room
thatbiggbadwolfy: for no reason
thatbiggbadwolfy: I hear when dead people are near you it gets chilly.........
thatbiggbadwolfy: Meh, they could help me on English hw
thatbiggbadwolfy: now Mr. Dickens as about what happens to .....OH NO!!! STOP THAT CHARLIE! NOOOOOOOO NOT THE ASS!!! ARGDSKFJSDLKFJ
- James has recurring nightmares about the characters in Emily Brontë's "Jane Eyre"

thatbiggbadwolfy: ok i discussed the matter with my stuffed dog
- James. This is quite strange, because we weren't talking about anything. Oh, and the whole stuffed dog part, too.
(it's funny cause i really do have an old stuffed dog with a button for an eye.)

James: Hey Snoop Dogg!
Chris: Don't ever call me Snoop Dogg again.
James: ... Hey Lil' Bow-wow!

Brian: Oh no! A test? Ahhh!!

David: James you fuck! I'm going to punch you for every window that pop-ed up in that stupid java bomb shit.
 

Leon: Yup, so right now your Alienware is just a bigass air-conditioner. Too bad you don't got a PS2. Such a small box; so much enjoyment! Heh, heh.

ARCHANGEL8583: Virus Alert

A new virus has just been discovered
that has been classified by Microsoft
(www.microsoft.com) and by McAfee
(www.mcafee.com) as the most destructive ever! This virus was discovered
yesterday afternoon by McAfee and no
vaccine
has yet been developed. This virus
simply destroys Sector Zero from the
hard
disk, where vital information for its
functioning are stored. This virus
acts in the following manner: It sends
itself automatically to all contacts
on your list with the title "A Virtual
Card for You". 
ARCHANGEL8583: As soon as the
supposed virtual card is opened, the
computer freezes so that the user has to reboot. When the ctrl+alt+del keys or
the reset button are pressed, the
virus destroys Sector Zero, thus
permanently destroying the hard disk.
Yesterday in just a few hours this virus
caused panic in New York, according
to news broadcast by CNN (www.cnn.com). This alert was received by an
employee of Microsoft itself. So don't
open any mails with subject "A
Virtual Card for You". As soon as you
get the mail, delete it. Please pass
on this mail to all your friends.
Forward this to everyone in your address
book. I would rather receive this
25 times than not at all. 
ARCHANGEL8583: Also: Intel announced that a new and
very destructive virus was discovered
recently. If you receive an email
called "An Internet Flower For You", do
not open it. Delete it right away!
This virus removes all dynamic link
libraries(.dll files) from your
computer. Your computer will not be able to boot
up. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE
ON YOUR CONTACT LIST!!
thatbiggbadwolfy: fuck mcafee and intel

thatbiggbadwolfy: ok the internet is dying
liL reb3L: haha

thatbiggbadwolfy: BoA has a nice voice
thatbiggbadwolfy: look at the summervacation video
thatbiggbadwolfy: she's in white
thatbiggbadwolfy: with pigtails
PropsHead: I saw yesterday
thatbiggbadwolfy: after we left?
PropsHead: nope
thatbiggbadwolfy: man if that fat guy with the purple hair could make it
thatbiggbadwolfy: so can i
PropsHead: when I was there
thatbiggbadwolfy: well u didn't hear the music
PropsHead: Leon pointed it out
PropsHead: no you can't
PropsHead: there can only be one fat guy

thatbiggbadwolfy: fucking
thatbiggbadwolfy: justin
thatbiggbadwolfy: he didn't respond
thatbiggbadwolfy: goddamn
thatbiggbadwolfy: i hope he didn't screw the forums up
thatbiggbadwolfy: dude try the site
thatbiggbadwolfy: it is FUCKED UP
thatbiggbadwolfy: silly
thatbiggbadwolfy: )(Q#$Q#)$
PropsHead: you really do need to do something about your anger problem
thatbiggbadwolfy: ah those english fucks better give me free upgrade
thatbiggbadwolfy: freaking now i got 0 visitors i bet
thatbiggbadwolfy: fucking
thatbiggbadwolfy: arg!!!!
thatbiggbadwolfy: FUCKING HORRIBLE 30 VISITORS
thatbiggbadwolfy: fucking i was going up
thatbiggbadwolfy: exponentially
thatbiggbadwolfy: freaking 140 yesterday
thatbiggbadwolfy: )(WQ#)(#WQ$
thatbiggbadwolfy: FUCKING GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGg
thatbiggbadwolfy: damnit
thatbiggbadwolfy: DAMN IT

thatbiggbadwolfy: fucking
PropsHead: good morning to you too

blargamophone: here's your chance
PropsHead: there she goes

Young: Working on an original idea James? Like Russell Crowe.... no I mean John Nash?

Young: James! Stop looking!
James: What? I'm looking at the notes.
Young: I know you're looking! You make me so sick!
James: WTF! I'm not looking at her!
Young: Yeah, sure, uh-huh...

Young: See what I can do James? Does it make you mad? ::nudges Edna::
Young: See? ::nudges Edna::
Young: See, see? ::nudges Edna::
Edna: Umm .. what the hell?

xxELMOxGIRLxx: hehe.. its a hard quiz i tell u!
xxELMOxGIRLxx: umm..
xxELMOxGIRLxx: i guess u just have to keep on thinkn
thatbiggbadwolfy: or just cheat through the php script
thatbiggbadwolfy: ...
thatbiggbadwolfy: well maybe persistance in this case
xxELMOxGIRLxx: haha
xxELMOxGIRLxx: yeah it is

Leon: You idiot, it's Discovery Channel, the remix is "bad touch".
James: No it isn't.
Leon: Let's make a bet right here- $10.
James: Hmm...How about my Hand Sanitizer?
Leon: Fine, shake on it.
*Few seconds later...
Leon: Where's my hand sanitizer.

CTY Quotations:

1. "Those are my mutherfucking flipflops DJ!" -Alec
2. "Dance Dance Summa Dance" -Kei
3. "I'm Nekkid" - Alec
4. "Assume the Position!" -Dead Poet's Society
5. "Stay Black Joe" - DJ James
6. "This is how you spell Faye Wong- W..." -James
7. (in cordial manner) "Fuck you..." -Ms. Etkins
8. "Why do you have a ramp DJ?" -Little kids outside of
window.
9. "DJ James is a Womanizer!" - Ahmit & Julian
10. "Do you have to eat Spam over my bed?" - Alec
11. "Your 24-Hour-NonStop-Techno-EuroDance& Trance and
Jungle DJ" -Alex
12. "Sexy....kinda of...." - Kei, Lizz, Lucy, Amira
13. "You're soo cute Lucy that it's annoying!" - DJ
James
14. "James ya dumbshit can't you do anything right?" -
Derek
15. "DJ James I Want your bod!" - Kei, Amira, Lucy,
Cathy, Athena, Jackie, Jean, Barbara, Amanda, & others
thatbiggbadwolfy: 16. "What's up with your hotlist?" -
Athena
17. "Center for Troubled Youth" -Joe
18. "It's Cookie damnit!" -Amanda "Cookie Loushbaugh"
19. "I got it! Damnit that was my volleyball! Do I have
to scream next time?" -Angela
20. "Penis!" - Otto, Amanda, Amy
21. "Zzolt in the closet..." -Amanda
22. "I'll let you go to sleep if you tell me the name
of this artist.." "Ayumi?" "Ah shit!" -James and Alec
23. "You owe me like 120 dollars" -Derek
24. "Wilson you gotta clean up ur shit!" -Mike
25. "Chri-mas!" -Alec, Julian, Ahmit
26. "Stay back Joe!" -Everyone
27. "24-36-24, oh shit!" -James
28. "Cheap Chigga!" - Alec
29. "It's so annoying that you're cool!" -Jackie
30. "I love you!" "I love you too!" "Yep." -
Jackie,
Julian and James
31. "DJ James doesn't dance." -DJ James
32. "You always smell good DJ!" -Melanie
33. "BOOB!" -Jean
34. "maybesomedayblue: so, how much do you miss CTY?
PennywiseSk: more than i would miss my penis if it was stolen" -Elissa and Alec
35. "So how's it going Ahmit..DON'T YOU WANT A GIANT PIECE OF BEEF BEEF" -James
36. "Chen-bac-de-ba-yo! (Look out the window/christmas!) -James & Alec
37. "there is spam on my fucking cds, where the fuck is DJ?!!" -Alec
38. "Hey kiyom!" -DJ James
39. "Hi-Jean!" -Jackie, Lisa
40. "Um...Josephine?" -DJ James
41. "I'm going to mess up your hair 2,000 miles away DJ!" -Cookie
42. "Don't be too mad at us for putting shit in your ear" -Normal James
43. "15 on the outside, 3 on the inside ^-^ haha <3" -Lucy
44. "Sup Chigga, Cool music Dawg, You Betta visit next summer, by then my Chineseness will be complete and I might like your music. You are one of the funniest gays ever. Payce." -Joe Kelly "Big Penis"
45. "I'm going to call your mother." -George
46. "Stop grunting when you do your weights." -DJ James
47. "Smooth, smooth!" -DJ James
48. "Your mom's dead" "Dead tired from LAST NIGHT!" -Alec & Tall James
49. 'WITTLE JEFFWEE" -Various People
50. "Heyyyyyyyy!" -Jean
51. "owwww my ballz!" -Alex Jen
52. "you need to wash ur ufos!" -Jeffrey

CTY Yearbook Signatures:

 The Autographs from the Yearbook:
"Hey James, stay cool, and keeping DJ'ing. I'll forever be your "person-who-walks-around w/ you carrying your stuff. Talk to you online." -Mike Chen
"DJ James, I like your techno music. It's cool. Your hair is sexy w/o mousse or gel. I promise. K.I.T. -Barb

"DJ James! What up?! It's been awesome getting to know you ~ even though you invaded my space in volleyball! ~j/k! Stay cool & K.I.T.! *mwah*" -Angela Hua

"Hey DJ! Oh my Gosh ... I'm never gonna 4get when you just broke out dancing in teh middle of class. that was hilarious. 'Oh baby, baby"- Britney Spears rules! Well, according to you, I luv that lint remover you have! C u lata buddy ~" -Amira

"DJ James! You rock, and your music can tear down a small barn. "No fate" baby! Watch where you spray Acquai Di Gio, man. And spam-on man. This session rocked. It was so great meeting you. Enjoy life." -Seth

"DJ! I am not a b*tch! haha pooo! lolz i miss my grandparents! Oh no! dit pen color poople dood u are one weird kid. Hacker, Narcissist ... Summer Dance! u def. have a very feminine side to you! lolz itz kool tho! look for Steven Wei, like 3 yrs younger than us. but he's cool! "I'm not a womanizer!" yup: should start "rumors" about myself too! hehe jp - hmm KIT! Lxy2002 <aol I like ur cologne but STOP SMELLING urself! haHA! I like acting childish lolz... 15 on the outside. 3 on teh iside ^-^ haha. <3 Lucy" -Lucy Liu

"Hey DJ! pananana ummm ... KIT! I'll miss you! You were mad fun! -Micho" -Michelle

"Hey DJ! wassups? haha imma laugh cause ob ur funnie look. KIT. ill miss yoo! *muahz* volleyball wuz good ... LOLZ 'I got it' ~ " -Kayom Palk

"Hey James! Great dancing. It was fun working on multiple projects w/ you in class. Keep in touch!" -Jill Feffer

"Yo boot leg DJ- haha sp. uhhh... ill talk to u online... peaceout" -Stephen

"DJ, Nice meeting you! Keep in touch." -Garvi

"DJ I'll never forget you running towards the dance saying 'Oww!' on every other step. And you dance better than Britney (I hope they send her off the planet next!) See you when I see you " -Betsy

"Hey DJ, Dance, Dance Summah Dance! U Rock so much- Keep on dancing- ALL NIGT LONG. You know your ass is awesome so stay cool & please don't do that opening the discdrive because it would scare teh crap outa me. stay cool hahaha. " -Kei

"Hi DJ James! I <3 your dancing! You make a great Britney! Lol (j/k) THanks for making writing kinda cute. Lol. Great meeting you!! Keep in touch-I'm on the list! Have fun! Your Friend," -Anna V. S.

"heeeyy DJ James! volleyball waz awesum! ure so kool. stop making fun of my name! lolz it was gr8 meeting u! KIT! keep serving good serves in volleyball! just rememba me... da grl who yelled BOOB! & messed u up! haha <3 ya? Always," -Jean Chia

"DJ James, .... erm Boo, Talk to me online and I'll let you knock into me there .... virtual collision ... ok ... have a great summer ... nd I';ll see you on teh street sumday when I'm a bum and asking you for money" -Jeffrey Jiang

"Yo DJ wdup man. THis be ur last yr but that was awesome. I guess I'll cya online then, ait Im out-David, Foakleys, Ddawg" -David

"DJ James, get some turntables or don't call yourself a DJ. You were the best DJ in our hall, even if all you do is press the play button. Catch you on the net hopefully." -Spencer

Wassup DJ! heey~ i loved those vball gamez we played together even if i lost that tournmaent x) _lolz u gotz madd vball skillz dude_nd uve got madd nice cologne too x)_keep in touch nd ill alweize be here for ya x) *BOOB*~ keep it Real + stay yourself ~ Love Forevaz Jackie" -Jackie

"DJ James I only got 2 suggestions. 1. Use less hair gel; it looks like a plastic toupee. 2. Use less cologne. THis session ruled w/yooo and don't be too mad at us for putting shit in your ear. -Normal James" -James Leung

"Hey DJ, I had good times w/u MadnessDragon87@aol.com -Julian" -Julian

"Sup DJ Your Musics pretty cool, too bad u neva played it or dance to it cept for like summa grls. talk to you online" -Ethan

"Hey James. Good times. Talk to you later." -Derek Yee

"Mike, Dig, Scanny. Don't Die." -Big Scary Mike

"I <3 your hair!! Keep DJing. <3 Cookie." -Amanda

"Hey dude, this has been an awesome session. great knowing you. youre a cool dude + nice music! -otto" -Otto

"Cheap Chigga, cheapah than a jew! Bizatch. KIT. PennywiseSK -AIM <3 Alec. Edna Edna Edna!" -Alec Ganci

"Yo. CTY. It's over. Happy/sad. That's me. (you have my contact stuff)" -Andy

"Hey DJ James!! You are the best smelling kid here. You throw de best Dance parties. Volleyball! LEI.- <3 Always Mel" -Melanie

"Sup Chigga, COol music Dawg, You Betta visit next summer, by then my Chineseness will be complete and I might like your music. You are one of the funniest gays ever. Payce." -Joe Kelly

"Hey DJ James. see aim attachment. ~ " -Ray

"DJ: Your music kicksass. CTY's been mad fun. I know you aren't a womanizer. Quality chats in Chinese. Excellent choice in techno. KIT. Update me on your lists & Edna & stuff. <3 Athena Anehta13@hotmail.com" -Athena

"Hey DJ your a womanizer. Keep it real dog. Keep in touch. Peace out." -Amit Mehta